Hi, I'm a Playgirl Centerfold and I like fishing, visiting my grandma, and going to church. Just kidding. I'm a University of Texas Freshman and an English major. I do go fishing, I do visit my grandmother, and yes, I even go to church. What I really like, though, is Poe, James, Browning, Forster, and Voltaire. I abhor tedious Hawthorne, boring Wordsworth, and depressing Dickens. Who I really, really, really enjoy reading is (don't cringe) Anne Rice. Sometimes I forget all bodily functions, eating, and drinking when I read her trash novels...once again, only kidding. She is really captivating, though. At any rate, I'm been informed I must include my work on the class syllabus along with the afore mentioned preface to my novel due next June, WHY I LOVE TRASH NOVELS, and so I shall. I was one of four students from Daniel Anderson's freshmen English course in charge of posting week eight of our classroom syllabus. It turned out good; our vocabulary was a little contrived, but that's okay (society will indeed call it "art"), and my contribution to our links to individual papers was really weak. Oh freakin' well, right? So that's a sliver of me. Send me a CARTA, POR FAVOR, VIA e-mail. ADIOS.