I need to start writing something so I'll guess I'll write now. My name is Richard and this is for my E306 class so we can talk to the whole world.I really hope I do get responses from all over the world. I can't think of anything else to write but I am a freshmen at UT Austin. I am a comic book freak, mainly DC titles, Vertigo, and the X-titles. I also like Star Wars and love Star Trek (Captain Picard is alot better then that overdramatic Kirk) and can't wait for Generations to come out. Before I go I have a joke and a riddle or two for you.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

It was attached to the second.

Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer Pressure.

Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?

Thought it was a game.

Why did the tree fall down?

Thought it was a monkey.

Why did the kid on the bike watching die?

It was hit by five monkeys and a tree.

Now for the riddles.

There are two dead bodies covered in gold in a pool of water. What happened?...

and A man comes home from work and takes the elevator to the ninth floor and walks the rest of the way till he reaches the 23 floor where he lives. In the morning he takes the elvator all the way down to the first floor. Why?

Well that's the end.I hope you enjoyed your time here and didn't find it to boaring. If you would like to see what kind of work I have done just look here.